[Highland Park] Technically Challenged Family Needs Help!

We are technically challenged and intimated by all of the wires and cables connecting our Comcast box/DVR to the surround sound system and TV. We do not feel comfortable or capable of moving the techno-octopus in to a new cabinet to store the components. Currently, all of that stuff is sitting on the floor in front of the new cabinet. Is there a techno-savey neighbor willing to help us move all of that stuff into the cabinet? Willing to pay $50.