[image: Yard Sale Sign Memes] When the forces of love brought me to wonderful Pittsburgh, PA from the small town of Vail, CO to be with my now loving wife, I trailed behind me a vast treasure of wonderful objects that I have been meticulously collecting for the last four or so decades. Only to find that my smoking hot wife to be had also put a lot of time money and effort into collecting magnificent objects of her own. Now we find ourselves with too many marvelous things. For that reason we are having “THE GREATEST GARAGE SALE EVER” This Saturday from 7am to 1pm Come on down to 6478 Jackson Street for the best time of your life. There will be · Doughnuts · Coffee · And Stuff (Bring Money to buy the Stuff) · Also you can meet me (and maybe my new wife, after like 8:45 or 9:00 morning aren't really her thing) I believe this could possibly be the most fun you have all summer.