Hi neighbors, I am only sort of joking with the subject line. We cannot attend this Sunday's Steelers game and not just because the defense is playing so poorly. If any neighbors are interested in attending the game, we have two tickets in Section 532. The face value is $75 and we are selling them for $55 each. Despite the losing record, home games are exciting and, worst case scenario, you can drink a beer and enjoy the beautiful view of the city. Please let me know if you are interested. Thanks, Allison