Do you have or know of anyone with a small efficiency or "mother-in-law's" apartment for rent. Tenant will occupy for 2 (or less) weeks each month. 

1/   First floor

2/   Large enough for love seat or overstuffed chair

3/   Minimum of hotplate

4/   Cable hookup

5/   Prefer small refrigerator

6/   Storage space for minimum kitchen needs

7/   Prefer private bathroom

8/   Prefer designated parking