Cleaning out the basement I came across copies of computer language software that was used for various projects.

LISP ("Lots of Idiotic Stupid Parenthesis") 

Smalltalk V

Snobol 4

S-Plus (statistics)

If you would like to reminisce to a time when one would write a new language to simplify a particular type of problem rather than adapt arkward code, the software is yours.

Email if you are interested and I'll leave it on the porch.

David